December 2007 | Choice News

What Counts?

108 Million Number of homes Santa visits, assuming he does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist faith, and assuming there is at least one good child in each of those homes

31 Number of hours Santa has to deliver presents, given the time changes and the rotation of the Earth

360,000 Number of flying reindeer Santa would need to pull a sled that would weigh over 500,000 tons, assuming each child was getting nothing heavier than a medium sized LEGO set

14.3 Quintillion Joules of energy the lead reindeer would absorb per second (good thing they’re magic; otherwise they’d burst into flames)

4,315,015 Pounds of force Santa would be exposed to when accelerating from a dead stop (enough to reduce a mortal man to a quivering pile of jelly)

2100 Year in which some scientists predict the melting of the Arctic Ocean (which would present some logistical problems for Santa’s workshop, among other grim consequences)

Sources: Engineering Education Service Center, SierraActivist.org

Compiled by Jenny Rough

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